The Yaaas! Secret
Shhhhhhhhh! It's a secret ini'...
Let us tell you a tale, a tale so secret, YAAAS SUPER EXTREMELY SECRET, so secret in fact that we can't actually tell you the tale. We can't tell you the secret mainly because our writing staff couldn't think up a funny enough secret to merit it's own page. Why do we even pay these people?!?! Like seriously... wait... if we're the writers... that means we wrote this, like, as we're typing right now... and we wouldn't pay us....... then who would?!? So essentially the secret is that we can't do a good job? Great.
I don't know why we haven't deleted this page yet. Who knows... one day soon we may actually put this to good use :P